I always love people assuming things.

My better half is in town, and being in lock down with no one to take us out on Sunday, we spent some of the day around the pool.

It’s nice and warm – 30+ degree’s, so after a while I need a drink – as does my better half. I want a diet coke, she wants a beer. I go to the bar and order.

The drinks get delivered to our poolside lounges – the waiter hands me the beer, and her the diet coke. As my better half said “That waiter has never met a girl from Leeds!”.